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A team of linguists at Falmouth University, aided by Spiritualist mediums from 'An Eglos Spyryslyoneth Nasionel Kernewek' who communicated with actual dead native speakers, have been working together to reconstruct the language of Lethowsow, the land between and around the Scilly isles which sunk under the waves of the great flood. The language is believed to be similar to Gallaecian a P-Celtic language, more closely related to Brittonic than to Celtiberian. Tracing its roots back to proto romano-celtic the team now have enough information to translate the Lord's prayer into Lyonesse, the language of Lethowsow.